Story Plan - Jasper, James R & Alex M

There are three characters that go by the names of Alexandar, Russdog(Johnny) and Brigitte. All characters live together in the same apartment. Brigitte is the 'odd' one out of the group as she constantly seems to be in another state of mind, Russdog is either complaining, using black comedy or constantly being suspicious of others and Alexandar can't seem to stop partying and bringing the nightlife back to the apartment with him.

We first see Alexandar drunk and possibly on drugs in the street stumbling toward the house. While he is causing chaos outside Russdog is throwing peas at Brigitte, but Brigitte is too lost in her realm to even notice. She burns herself on the stove several times.
Alex stumbles in and smashes a lamp on his own head, he complains about how some girl he met turned out to be a dude, and shouts his explanation of the apple man he saw chewing the street lamps. He explains why he was so late as he chased the apple man into a garbage truck and got into a fight with the Garbos because they were supposedly protecting it.
Brigitte always keeps her closet locked, and Russdog is always suspicious in what shes hiding. She also visits the closet at 1.00am everyday. Brigitte ends up helping Alex up while Russdog is taking photos. Alex and Brigitte go to Alex's room while Russdog insanely jumps of the wall onto the couch and watches late night phone sex adds. In the morning Russdog wakes up to find blood in Alex's bed and Alex nowhere to be seen. He then swiftly becomes suspicious of Brigitte and her secret cupboard. He depicts Alex hanging from wires in Brigitte's cupboard. He peers down the hallway and sees Brigitte dancing to her reflection and slapping her bum in a chaotic manner.
We then see Russdogs mental paranoid side and his satirical couldn't care less side become conflicted in his thoughts. He then tries to run for it. He jumps to the floor trying to crawl away, he has a blanket over the top half of his body. The momentum builds up as he gets within Brigitte's possible vision but she carelessly dances to her reflection unaware of his presence. She spots him and screams, he jumps up and screams with her in an uneven unison. She grabs the closest thing which happens to be a pink leopard vibrator and smacks him over the head with it several times. In all the confusion Russdog takes the towel off and screams out for her recognition of his appearance. She knows that it's him but hits him several more times anyway.
He blames her for killing Alex and she argues that he just got up and left and that he isn't in her closet. He doesn't believe her and runs for the closet, she tries to give excuses and stop him but he eventually opens it. He then becomes shocked and sickened in what he finally sees. He witnesses the gross site of a tank filled with green water containing Brigitte's deformed Siamese twin , and its still alive and well. Russdog vomits and can't say a word and Brigitte is too shocked to move. At the same time Alex returns home off his face as usual.
Alex walks down the hall on the way to Brigitte's room talking loudly about how he was abducted by furious Japanese fruit bats the previous night and stumbles upon their awkward and truthful moment. Russdog slowly comments in panic how Alex is OK. Alex freaks out screaming as he runs at the tank. Both Brigitte, Russdog and the Siamese twin scream No!! The screen goes black with smashing glass and other sound effects.
The screen then fades out of black and we see a small blanket wrapped up on the bench. Russdog, Alex and Brigitte are sitting on the couch together looking at it, Brigitte is shaken up. Alex tries to comfort her, and tries to grope her breast. In turn she slaps him and they get back to their sad moment.
She comments on how she wants to see it one last time before they bury it. She unravels the blanket to find a teddy bear. She realizes what has just happened and screams about how she can't let it out of the tank. Russdog asks why, and sarcastically comments on how it will kill everyone. She looks at him with no comment pushing the idea that Russdog is actually right in his sarcasm. They both look at each other and scream, Alex starts raving. We then see the Siamese twin hanging off the drainage pipe on the side of the apartment, it looks at the camera with an evil smile and the movie ends abruptly.

The End

Originally written by Natalie.P, edited and sampled by Jamie Russo.